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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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Dr. Alan Meredith, a psychiatrist at a Florida clinic, has revealed that Tiger Woods has been consulting him for the past two weeks and that he feels that the star golf great is in serious danger of hurting himself.

"By taking me out to my own golf club near the clinic, he showed me how his putter is misbehaving like he has no control over it at all."

Dr. Meredith then stated that Tiger's putter was completely out of control and that Tiger was afraid that it would knock up somebody besides the head.

"He asked about the possibility of getting a new one but I told him that that would involve a considerable risk."

Tiger then asked the doctor if he knew a good surgeon that specialized in two-putting.

Meredith stated that he tried to point Tiger in the right direction and told him he just needs to rest his putter for a few day and that everything would come back to him if he was patient.

"A cat with two putters could get out of control before he knew what's happening. But discussing it seemed to make him happy."

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