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Monday, 30 November 2009

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Just three days from his accident when he was released with "minor" injuries -cut lip, scratches on his face, etc -Tiger Woods is back in the hospital for a "check-up".

"He's not out of the Woods yet", joked one doctor, for what must have been the tenth time of the day as all the medical people around him rolled their eyes.

We then talked to several other people about Tiger's condition and if it involved his knee which he had had surgery on before.

"Actually, we can't give out anymore information. But that's par for these stars coming in here."

Before someone hit him (one nurse made a motion as if she would with her clip board behind him), Tiger's wife, Elin, came by and stopped to answer a few questions.

"It's the way he was knocked out, back to, and then out again. They want to run some tests is all. It's more a precautionary measure than anything."

"Well putt", Mrs. Woods, stated the doctor. "We're just measuring the distance, checking the lie of the land and which way the wind is blowing. The flag's out of the hole and he'll be in the clubhouse with his wife here and their kid after the 18th hole."

At this, Elin left before we could ask her anymore questions. But she looked as if she wanted a club in her hand herself.

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