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Thursday, 14 May 2009

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Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal Manager is poised to face tough questions at the upcoming Arsenal Supporters Trust meeting.

The meeting which cannot be held on school night comes on the back of another meagre season for the nicest passing footabll team in the world, having only won the rugmunchers league and the tuppence lickers cup.

If last years meeting is anything to go by, Arsene will have spent many hours practicing his answers and doing his research. Many will recall the sight of Arsene sweating when asked 'What is the capital of Botswana?' by Billy Watson, aged 11. Arsene also showed his weakness for big numbers when asked to count from 1 to 30, he got stuck at 22 and then started again at 15 much to everyones amusement.

However when Joey Gore from Islington Primary asked him to subtract the value of the players on the Arsenal bench from the value of the players on the Manchester United bench, he was nearly right when he answered '100 million pounds?'

As an added precaution this year, Pat Rice, the Assistant Manager will have the answers written up his arm.

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