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Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Osama Bin (Sweeeeeeep...harder!!!) Laden

There's not a lot about Osama Bin Laden the world doesn't already know. However all that changed today as western society's 'Most Wanted Man' announced that he is getting ready to independently produce a reality show about the sport of curling.

A reality show based on a sport largely popular in Nordic countries but not that well-known in the southern hemisphere would seem to be a bit of a challenge, but not according to Bin Laden.

"We have a lot of dust and dirt in the Middle East and so sweeping becomes a necessary pastime. It's just natural, then, that people of the Middle East would be fascinated by the sport of curling. It's not that big of a stretch."

When asked what motivated him most about doing the show, Mr. Bin Laden responded, "Curling as well as reality television, much like state-sponsored terrorism, seems to really push the envelope when it comes to the tremendous lengths societies will go to alleviate themselves from the boredom of day to day living. It touches the existential side of me. Whether we end up building bridges or destroying them, well, that's for the television critics to decide."

Funding will come from The United Nations Committee for the Development of the Arts.

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