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Thursday, 26 March 2009

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Dettori rides 5/1 shot My Indy in Saturday's $6 million race

Nad Al Sheba, Dubai - (Whorseracing Mess): It's a done deal! And you can forget about US Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile champion Albertus Maximus, current 2/1 favorite for Saturday's Dubai World Cup. He's dead meat already!

That's the verdict of online spread betting index Aintogottaprayer.con which has seen a Chinese Wailing Wall of money on Frankie Dettori's mount My Indy, the Godolphin-owned four year-old who's set to romp home in Saturday's $6 million 10 furlong thriller.

As for places in the final 1-2-3 "you can expect the Joe Bravo-ridden number 12 mount Anal Nakak to compete for runner-up position" with the likes of Jay Em Ess Stables' front runner Arse-on Squad and Prince Faisal Bin Khaled Bin Abdulaziz's Paris Hilton Perfect.

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