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Saturday, 21 March 2009

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Ginola watching his famous hair leaving to be with Jade !

Tottenham legend and French playboy David Ginola has announced that he has despatched his hair to dying Jade Goody cos "Sheez worth eet!"

Ginola speaking from beside his pool in St.Maxime gave us this exclusive scoop whilst trying to work out how his New Mac Book connects to the internet and sipping on a fine burgundy.

"I will not need zee hair for a while and he was very keen to go and elp!" mused the muscled gallic heart throb. "I don't need him again until the Cannes film festival comes around again" stated Mr.Ginola matter of factly.

"I normally "lurve" a shaven woman he exclaimed whilst winking seductively but in this case I have to make an exception."

Ginola's hair declined to comment except to say that it would shortly be departing the villa for Nice where it hoped to catch the next Easy jet flight to Luton and from there would take a taxi to Essex to be with stricken Jade.

"She needs me now" whispered the hair gravely as it departed the villa.

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