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Saturday, 17 January 2009

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Kaka - postage reasonable, insurance not so !

Brazilian star Kaka is up for sale on e-bay. His current club, Italian giants AC Milan, have decided to move out of the box, so to speak, and have put their influential playmaker on the open market.

Two bids have been made to date but the reserve, estimated to be in the region of £200m, has not been met. Current bidders are both well known e-bayers from Manchester with a long history of selling and buying activity going back many decades although their trading histories could be said to be rather unpredicatable.

Several players have been bought by these e-bayers at overpriced sums only for these players to be discarded after little use, a typical scenario for many Xmas time e-bay purchases.

There are many pictures of Kaka showing him at his best angles as well as a video taken of him in the Champions League Final. Postage is noted as being €9.99 within Italy and €15.99 for the rest of Europe, shipment on clearance of paypal payment, whilst compulsory insurance of €1m means only serious bidders will be interested.

Bidding ends for this item on 31st January but expect interest on a large scale for this unique offer.

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