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Wednesday, 3 December 2008

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Inexperienced...

Following the collapse late last night of Chelsea Football Club after the sudden and unfortunate death of Mr. Roman Abramovich, UEFA have announced that the team drawn out of the hat to recieve the blue's Champions League history and current place in the competition is... Hull City!

It is a wonderful turnaround for the Tigers, who have swapped the visits of Barnsley for Barcelona and Bristol City for Benfica unexpectedley quickly... in just 6 months!

The whole of Europe cannot wait to see the battles of Windass v Puyol and Messi v Myhill in the months to come. Although it may not be much of a contest just yet...

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