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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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Chelsea Premiership Winning Captain John Terry

A Jockstrap belonging to Former Chelsea Boss Jose Mourhino has sold for 21,000 pounds at a Gay Sports Memorabilia Auction in Chester.

Bonhams Auctions sold the item to an 'unnamed bidder'.

Mourhinio famously dropped his trousers and underpants at the end of the game and threw his jockstrap into the stands at Stamford Bridge after Chelsea beat Manchester United 3-0 to win the 2005-06 title.

It was caught by a fan and sold to an unnamed telephone bidder at a sporting memorabilia sale at the auction in Chester.

The jockstrap has been carefully preserved since that day and is said to be in 'mint condition' smelling and looking the same as it did the day it was thrown into an ecstatic crowd at Stamford Bridge.

At the same auction Mourhino's Premier League Medal failed to reach it's reserve.

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