Written by Lee Wyatt
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Topics: Fabio Capello, Twins

Thursday, 16 October 2008

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England manager Fabio Capello today denied reports that he has a famous twin brother.

The Italian, 55, dismissed a national tabloids claims that himself and Postman Pat were separated at birth as "Ridiculous".

And in an exclusive i can reveal that The Spoof conducted DNA tests on both Fab and Pat and that they are in fact twins.

Our undercover GP, Dr Quinn, Medacine Woman, revealed that the odds of the tests being inaccurate are 2 billion/1.

Postman Pat refused to comment on the story claiming he was behind schedule and that jess was stuck up a tree.

A close friend of Mr Capello said "I'm sure fab is telling the truth when he says there is nothing to these claims".

When showed the DNA results, the friend said "F**k Me it's true, the lying Italian b**tard".

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