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Friday, 18 July 2008

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'Get in the hole'

Veteran Golfer Greg Norman, 52, is on the verge of winning the most prestigious title in golf and puts it down to his love of the recreational drug Viagra.

'Getting it in the hole is very important. It also helps to have a good straight shaft.' said Australian Norman ' I have come from behind today,against some stiff competition and entered a special place - the winners circle at Royal Birkdale. I have come a long way and I owe it all to Viagra'

A spokesman for The Royal and Ancient, who control the sport of golf said 'They have pills now? Get me a chemist..Marjorie..prepare the caravan!'

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