Rex Grossman, the starting quaterback for the Chicago Bears has recently surprised the sporting world with his new ability to "shapeshift" into a cute rodent. His new ability has not been willingly accepted by everyone though, and an appeal has already been filed by the Green Bay Packers.
Brett Farve has been quoted as saying, "It is totally unfair, if I could shapeshift I would still be in the league. I would like to get real small and scurry between those big guys."
When asked how he discovered this new ability Rex replied, "I feel we all have a beast living inside us! All we have to do is find it, and unleash it. I've been waiting for a sign and now that sign has been given. Watch out Bears fans, this is going to be a great year!"