Beaver-faced Brazillian striker Ronaldo admitted having sex with three ladyboys in a hotel-room in Rio De Janeiro but says "I only realised they were men after I had fellated all of them. Now I feel deeply ashamed."
He also said the experience had left a permanent stain -and not just on the bed clothes.
Police were called after Ronaldo refused to pay the £15,000 fee that was demanded.
Buck toothed soccer legend, Ronaldo, 31 told reporters how he had booked the trio of ladyboys after a bust-up with his "girlfriend" former Queen guitarist Brian May.
"I was looking for comfort not cock." He said.