Michael Schumacher has today announced that he will be making 'the biggest comeback since Jesus' when he rejoins the F1 paddock to go racing once more.
Schumacher informed us of the decision when he said he grew tired of wearing slippers and smoking a pipe and said the embarrassment of his brother Ralf prompted him even more. He said 'Ralf has left a big black mark on the Schumacher family name and quite frankly I can say right here, right now that I no longer have a brother. I'll quite happily watch him suffer in DTM next season.'
Ralf has yet to comment.
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