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Thursday, 27 September 2007

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Oscar De La Hoya: The next 'Victoria's Secret' supermodel? No, not really. But the things we do for love....

Los Angeles, California - Depending on the Photoshop experts you read about last week's release of the compromising photo spread of famous boxer, Oscar De La Hoya, dressed in a lady's black fishnet full body stocking, De La Hoya is a man who either has been set up by one foxy looking lady, or he is Six Degrees away from J. Edgar Hoover's private fashion consultant.

Either way De LA Hoya may have inadvertently attracted a whole new fan base that will follow him throughout his profession or at the very least opened up a new career as a Victoria's Secret model.

For the most, however, De La Hoya fans are not convinced that he is a cross-dresser. Moreover, they believe that if in the end the photos prove to be real that he dressed up in women's clothing at the behest of his female companion, Milana Dravnel, a professional striper, in a desperate act to perhaps gain sexual favors from the very lovely looking woman.

"I blame the girl," said one devoted De La Hoya, who remains unshaken by the ordeal. "I mean I personally wouldn't have put on women's lingerie for her, just to get it on with her; but hey, we all have own line in the sand, right?"

"Don't most women just ask you to bark like a dog?" said one concerned gentleman. "I'm mean, what if this is something new women want us to do. I know. I'm screwed because I'm not putting on any women's clothing, no way. Never again."

Many believe Dravnel took the racy photos of De La Hoya because she is a woman scorned, or perhaps she hoped to hitch a ride on De La Hoya's coattail of fame, making a name for herself in the process. After all, she is quite an attractive woman and likely to be noticed by some Hollywood producer.

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