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Monday, 17 February 2014

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The art of the darts

LONDON, ENGLAND - The Righties vs. Lefties Extreme Darts Challenge will be held at the Alexandra Palace next month, according to the Professional Darts Corporation.

Gowan McCowan, spokesman for the group stated, "We are going to have a Righties versus Lefties challenge which means those who normally throw darts right-handed will have to throw left-handed and those who normally throw left-handed will have to throw right-handed. It should be great fun!"

When asked how the organizers will know who is normally left-handed or right-handed, McCowan replied, "We are having contestants sign notarized affidavits which we will then verify with their primary school teachers. The teachers should know as they taught them how to write and maybe even how to throw during games in P.E.."

The prize for the winner will be a all-expenses paid trip for two to Target Sports in Harlow where the winner will be given a tour of the world renowned darts manufacturing plant, plus a meal at the local Dusty Miller Pub.

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