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Saturday, 1 February 2014

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Jenny wearing her Boston Red Sox bra.

BOSTON - An inside source at NESM has stated that Jenny Dell has been relieved of her sideline duties effective immediately.

It appears that the sexually attractive Miss Dell violated an unwritten rule that states that reporters will not fraternize, date, or engage in intimacies with ball players.

As many BoSox fans know Jenny has been dating Boston third baseman Will Middlebrooks for over a year.

And in that time it certainly appears that the slugger has not only hit home runs on the field but in the boudoir as well.

Dell tried to say that her and Will "The Stud" Middlebrooks' relationship was quasi-platonic and Will stated that he was merely tutoring her on how to pronounce some of the names of the Spanish players.

Jenny commented that she actually held Will to many stand up doubles and a few sliding triples.

She also related that she is devastated at having lost her coveted sideline reporting job due to a few uncontrolled raging hormones.

Dell did point out that she knows of lots and lots of other female reporters who are also dating players and they have not been terminated.

SIDENOTE: Jenny told Sports Territory Magazine reporter Hiawatha Pamplona that she plans to hire the services of Left Coast attorney Ginger Allred to help her get her job back.

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