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Monday, 9 December 2013

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Right after the game George Clooney was presented with The Chiefs game ball.

LANDOVER, Maryland - FedEx Field was the scene of an Indian massacre as the Chiefs of Kansas City scalped the Redskins of Washington 45-10 in The Warpaint Bowl.

The Chiefs are now 10-3 while the Redskins are the direct opposite 3-10.

All throughout the game the sound of war whoops could be heard coming from fans of both teams.

President Obama attended the game along with Vice-President Joe Biden and actor - civilian adviser George Clooney.

The president and vice-president were pulling for the Redskins while Clooney was cheering for the Chiefs.

During halftime with the score 38-10 in favor of the Chiefs, a reporter with The Turnstile Review asked the president if he had bet on the game.

He smiled, took a sip of his Aye Caramba Beer, and asked, "Is Kirstie Alley a bit on the heavy side?"

Clooney and Biden both started laughing so hard that the vice-president's hot dog popped out of his hand and landed on Clooney's lap.

A visibly embarrassed Biden asked Clooney if he wouldn't mind handing him his hot dog.

Clooney picked it up nice and easy and handed it to the vice-president.

SIDENOTE: After the game the three Democrats went over to a local Burger Bandit where they had burgers and fries.

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