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Sunday, 8 December 2013

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The Michigan State Spartans are headed for Pasadena, California and The Rose Bowl.

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The Ohio State Buckeyes got their butts handed to them by the Spartans in green from Michigan State 34-24.

Michigan State was ranked #10, but they played like they were ranked #1. They clawed their way to victory turning the fellas in red and white from the Buckeyes to the Buckyikes!

After the game all of the Michigan State players had roses in their mouths indicating that they will be heading out to the Left Coast to play in The Rose Bowl.

One Spartan player said that towards the final seconds of the game he could actually hear one of the Ohio State defenders crying and hollering that this can't be happening, "Hell we're THE Ohio State University." He screamed out

But as a cornet player with the Michigan State band so graphically put it, "The winds of victory blew in our faces and the drizzle of defeat fell on the decal covered helmets of the Buckeyes fa shizzle ma nizzle."

A very pretty blonde Michigan State cheerleader was overheard asking her fellow cheerleaders, "Hey y'all, just what the hell is a Buckeye anyhow?"

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