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Saturday, 16 November 2013

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Tom Brady's wife Gisele Bundchen says players like Ndamukong Suh and Richie Incognito give the NFL a black eye.

DETROIT - In one of the most amazing cases of the pot calling the kettle black, Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions has suggested that the National Football League make Richie Incognito of the Miami Dolphins sign up for anger managment classes.

Suh, who is regarded by many as the dirtiest player in the NFL, said that Incognito has shown his racist side and therefore he is a menance to a vast majority of NFL players who are minority members.

He went on to say that even though he himself is a dirty player he is not a racist since he is a member of a minority.

Meanwhile former NFL quarterback Brett Favre could not believe the arrogance and audacity of Ndamukong Suh who is lucky that he is not sitting in a prison cell next to Aaron Hernandez of the New England Patriots.

Favre said that he has talked to a lot of players who say they hate playing against Suh because they are afraid of getting bit by the crazed loon.

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