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Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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Buccaneers fans have reportedly been returning team autographed footballs for a full refund.

TAMPA BAY, Florida - Although the Buccaneers of Tampa Bay are winless with an 0-7 record they are not at the bottom of the entire NFL.

That (dis)honor goes to the other Florida team, the Jacksonville Jaguars who are 0-8.

A player who did not want his name mentioned stated that his wife told him last week that she will not be wasting her time coming out to anymore of the Bucs games because it is simply awful to sit in the stands and have to listen to all of the horrendous names the fans yell out at the team.

Another player, Rian Lindell who is the Buccaneers kicker, told Sporting Chance Magazine that he overheard two coaches talking in the coaches office that they are seriously considering the possibility of playing one of the scheduled home games in Havana, Cuba.

The reasoning being that they know that there is no way that the Cubans will boo them since they only boo at bullfights, baseball games, and cockfights, but never at football games.

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