NEW YORK CITY - The Giants of New York who presently possess an 0-6 record have entered the Desperation Zone.
A spokesman for the Giants organization has said that the owner, coaches, and players have no idea what the hell is going on.
Many season ticket holders have already managed to sell off their tickets; some at a substantial loss.
One long time fan, Pritchard F. Arkinfellow, 71, of Queens, said that he was very lucky to sell his season's ticket and only take a 15 percent loss.
Arkinfellow, a retired cab driver, said that he knows of individuals who have lost as much as 75 percent on the sale of their tickets.
The Giants are at the desperate stage and have contacted famed Louisiana voodoo woman Lottie Jo Lafayette down in Lake Charles in hopes of having her cast a spell on the Giants opponents.
SIDENOTE: Miss Lafayette gave the Giants her Ultra Deluxe Voodoo Magic Spell and if the Giants do not win their next three games she will refund the entire voodoo magic spell fee.