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Saturday, 12 October 2013

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A New York Giants fan asking the much asked question, "When the hell are the Giants going to win a friggin game?"

NEW YORK CITY - There is no happiness in The City That Never Sleeps as their Giants have now lost half a dozen games.

The Chicago Bears are the latest team to beat Coach Tom Coughlin's boys and when the final gun sounded the score was 27-21.

Many Giants fans are now saying that they have never cussed more in their entire lives.

One fan identified as Cleopatra Bushinfitz 48, said that she took her 79-year-old grandmother to the Giants-Bears game and she had to buy her six beers in order to calm her down.

Ms. Bushinfitz said that Granny Bushinfitz started cursing early in the first quarter and did not stop until the game was over.

She later started cursing again in the driveway of her home.

SIDENOTE: The rumor coming out of the Giants locker room is that quarterback Eli Manning's father, former pro Archie Manning wants the Giants organization to trade his son.

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