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Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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President Obama enjoys betting on sports events; especially NFL football.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - No one in America was happier to see the Cincinnati Bengals hand Tom Brady and the New England Patriots their first loss of the season than the president of the United States.

According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, President Obama took the Bengals and 7 points but he did not need them since the Bengals beat the Patriots 13-6.

The president told La Bamba that he had a feeling that the Patriots would start to feel the pressure of not having their former star receivers.

He added that he could see it in Tommy Brady's eyes that he was concerned about the situation and rightly so.

President Obama who is really good at reading people even noticed the sense of concern on the face of Brady's wife, sandal's model Gisele Bundchen.

SIDENOTE: When asked what he plans on doing with the game winnings the president grinned and said that he was going to keep $9,000 for himself, give Michelle $4,000, put $2,000 each in a college fund for Malia and Sasha, and donate $1,000 to Michelle's White House Christmas Party Fund.

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