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Monday, 12 August 2013

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Tim has stated that he will play whatever position Coach Belichick puts him at.

BOSTON - Coach Bill Belichick saw something in former New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow and he has no doubt that Tim will come through for the New England Patriots.

As everyone in the NFL knows there is no player who is more dedicated and devoted to the game than Tim is.

Tim recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and told him that he is glad to be playing in the United States and thrilled that he did not have to go play up in Canada.

Tebow told Reno that he has made it perfectly clear to Coach Belichick that he is here to help the team and he will play any position quarterback, running back, wide receiver, and he'll even play on defense.

Tim has a great sense of humor and even joked that he'll pass out the Gatorade on the bench and after the game he'll buy everyone on the team hot dogs and a soft drink.

Gisele Bundchen, the underwear model who is married to Tom Brady, stated that she likes Tim's dedication and the fact that he is always smiling and telling knock knock jokes.

She said after Wes Welker left to play for the Denver Broncos and then Aaron Hernandez got hauled off to jail that things looked pretty grim in PatsLand, but she knows that now with the addition of Tim Tebow, he will help to lift everyone's spirits.

Gisele noted that he is certainly a welcome edition to the Pats family and she has already invited him to have dinner with the Brady Bunch (family)

SIDENOTE: Tom Brady has said that there is no doubt in his mind that under his fantastically fabulous tutelage Tim Tebow is going to excel and help the New England Patriots on their journey to the NFL playoffs.

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