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Tuesday, 2 July 2013

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Danica recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that she receives a dozen marriage proposals per week.

SPARTA, Kentucky - Danica Patrick is still very angry with the way she was treated by Kyle Petty, the 53-year-old racing has-been as she and Madonna refer to the arrogant son of the legendary racer Richard Petty.

Kyle made a drama queen-like remark saying that the little Go Daddy darlin' can drive fast but she ain't no race driver.

He further stuck his big old boy foot in his mouth when he said that Danica wears way too much lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, and eyeshadow.

He also said that she needs to stop dressing like that little hobbit Miley Cyrus and stop trying to be the brunette version of Paris Hilton.

But the thing that has tens of thousands of female NASCAR fans hot under their sexy, tight tank tops is the comment Kyle The Vile made when he said that Danica Patrick drives just like a woman.

Danica said that Mr. Kyle Petty can kiss her seat cushion and slobber all over her sexy skimpy bikini posters.

The Turnstile Review has said that Danica has issued Kyle The Mouth a challenge to an arm-wrestling match.

Danica is still waiting for his reply. She did state that Petty boy declined her offer of having a one-on-one race at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana.

Patrick spoke with Buckaroo Kazoo of The Turnstile Review and remarked that maybe Kyle would be more at home competing with Danica in a virgin vodka drinking contest, a cookie baking contest, or a shorts modeling contest.

SIDENOTE: Country music artist Toby Keith said that he has seen Danica compete with Kyle in a one-on-one game of basketball and the little sweetheart kicked Kyle's butt all over the court.

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