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Friday, 14 June 2013

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Danica has said that one of her favorite race tracks is The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana, California.

HOUSTON - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was recently spotted dining alone at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse located in downtown Houston.

Afterwards she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her if she was still upset at the crash incident involving fellow racer and boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

Danica smiled politely and said that yes she was still upset but added that she's not really sure if Ricky is still her boyfriend.

She pointed out that she did not appreciate his nonchalant attitude regarding the wreck at The Coca Cola 600 in Concord, New Hampshire two weeks ago.

Patrick explained that Stenhouse simply wrote the whole thing off as just her raging female hormones.

He even suggested that she may have even been reaching for her cell phone when the accident occured.

Danica flat out said that she has never once texted during a race. She then pointed out that she did it one time at The Gary Busey International Speedway in Tarzana, California but that it was only one word; yes.

SIDENOTE: Danica Patrick has said that when it comes to relationships with men she can be a real bitch. She allegedly told one of her pit crew members that she will probably start looking around for a new boyfriend.

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