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Saturday, 18 May 2013

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Tim will be trading in his football cleats for a pair of dancing shoes when he appears on Dancing With The Stars next season.

NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow traveled back to New York City to appear on Larry King and Regis Philbin's The Viagra View.

The football quarterback was asked by Philbin how it felt being out on the job market.

Tim smiled and said that he is not quite ready to start getting food stamps but he still feels that he will end up getting picked up by some NFL team.

Tebow said that he received a call from the most famous voodoo woman in America, Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette and she told him "Don't worry, be happy."

The Louisiana spell caster went on to say that she had worked some of her mumbo jumbo and (Tebow) will soon get a call from an NFL general manager offering him a job.

Regis then asked him about the word on the street that he has been asked to appear on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Tim grinned and said that the DWTS producers convinced him by telling him that he would be paired with one of the two gorgeously sexy Australian pro dancers Peta Murgatroyd or Sharna Burgess.

In Other News. Barbara Walters had denied the rumor that she will be taking The View on location to Afghanistan.

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