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Wednesday, 16 January 2013

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Bündchen modeling a pair of animal print panties which sell at all Lollygag Department Stores throughout America.

BRENTWOOD, California - Gisele Bünchen, the outspoken wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, was lying out by the pool at their $20 million mansion, which she named Casa Touchdown.

The infamous underwear model was speaking with Dottie Bazooka of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

Gisele, who spells her name with only one 'l' since the second one is silent, told Miss Bazooka that she can hardly wait for Super Bowl XLVII.

The SBID reporter reminded her that her husband's team still needs to beat the Baltimore Ravens before they can start thinking about the Super Bowl.

Bünchen, who has a fiery, Brazilian temper angrily remarked that her husband's team will play in this year's Super Bowl because righteousness, ability, and the element of focusing is on their side.

Miss Bazooka commented to the 5-foot-11-inch tall model that she has never seen a WAG (Wife and Girlfriend of a sports figure) with more confidence than her.

Gisele giggled as she said that it is all due to her knowing that she is one of the most beautiful models in the entire world.

"The entire world?" Bazooka asked.

Mrs. Tom Brady replied with all the arrogance found in the brain beneath Donald Trump's Hairdo From Hell, by saying "Yes...but let me change that to the universe."

SIDENOTE: Gisele went on to say that the New England Patriots will not only beat the Baltimore Ravens, but they will do so by at least 29 points.

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