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Sunday, 28 October 2012

Maripiosa, CA, Dougie's Gazette - I'm finally a decided voter: Giants in 4 (or if necessary five at home, but if Sandy heads for "and reaches the West Coast,"six at the most).

In a related story, Governor Romney just told Michigan and swing state Ohio voters, "If the Giants win the World Series, but you elect me President on November 6th, I will, immediately following my inauguration in January, issue an Executive Order to reverse the Giants' wins over the Tigers and bring the World Series championship back to the Midwest where it belongs!"

The Governor's running mate, Paul Ryan, told the voters, "I have suggested to Governor Romney, that we also consider issuing a second Executive Order to revoke and repeal the Giants' contracts with San Francisco, and to send the team to China as part of a 4-10 year debt reduction plan agreement, which is being discussed with the Chinese by one of our pre election preparatory post inaugural action plan transition review teams being led by one of our leading economic advisers, a long time personal friend and business associates of the Governor, F. U. Bain"

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