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Sunday, 17 June 2012

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Rajon Rondo may have dribbled his last basketball for the Boston Celtics. (Photo Credit: Gary Busey).

BOSTON - The Revolutionary War town of Boston is still upset that its round ballers, the Boston Celtics got eliminated in the NBA Eastern Conference Championship series 4 games to 3.

Dottie Bazooka, female reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Weekly, recently spoke with Rajon Rondo at a local downtown tattoo parlor.

Rondo, who Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed "The Green Dynamo" said that he is still extremely disappointed that his team lost to the Miami Heat.

Miss Bazooka asked him if it was true that he is so angry that he has cancelled his scheduled vacation to Orlando's Disney World.

Rondo replied by saying "Dat would be POS-I-EF-FEN-TIV-E-LY correctamundo lady gal."

The SBIW reporter told him not to call her lady gal.

He asked why not.

And she replied because if he does she will call up California attorney Gloria Allred and hit him with a lawsuit quicker than Oprah Winfrey can say "Ummm, Stedman, hon, do dis here parka make my butt look fata dan da sucka already be?"

Rondo replied by saying "Okay! okay! okay! you win fa goodness sakes fa shizzle ma nizzle chicky poo."

"And don't call me chicky poo either you belligerent, antagonistic chump you."

Miss Bazooka then asked Rajon if it was true that he had met with one of the team owners Crawford Y. Goldenbiddy and asked to be traded.

He answered that it was the absolute truth. He explained that he wants to move out west and play for either the Phoenix Suns or the Los Angeles Lakers.

"Why" Bazooka asked.

"Because, trewf be told," Rondo replied, "I be tired as a short giraffe at a necking session of havin' ta deal wiff da confounded Massachusetts snow and dat be da damn reason why Miss Bazooka."

SIDENOTE: Miss Bazooka thanked Rajon for his time and told him that she hopes that he gets over his ridiculous bout of depression since basketball is just a game and its not like he's getting shot at in Afghanistan, Upper Shambutu, or even Detroit.

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