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Saturday, 16 June 2012

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Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!

A crazy night and a "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" game dragging the emotions of England from delight to despair and then finally to "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" with a winning goal!

Throughout the match the Swedish fans had been mocking of the English fans, with their infamous football song;

"Go Home To Your Ugly Wives, Go Home To Your Ugly Wives, Go Home To Your Ugly Wives, Go Home!"

England's game-plan was heavily reliant on service from the wide areas. Encouragingly, England took the lower road as well as the higher road, occasionally looking for a more measured 'bashful' approach to the "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"

With the England fans Band, banished from the Stadia, "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!" rung out across the City of Kiev. Heavily outnumbered, England fans were never outsung, particularly in that madcap second half.

England's efforts were fun on the pitch, but the headless-chicken freneticism will probably prove ultimately futile even against the moderately accomplished teams left in this championship.

Why are the English overpaid divas so shockingly poor on the ball? "Go Home To Your Ugly Wives!"

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