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Sunday, 22 April 2012

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United's defence had more holes than these cheeses put together; It stinks!

Man Utd's defence resembled a huge lump of Swiss Cheese (remember Basel?) after firstly thrashing the Blues from Liverpool then crumbling and melting away like a mouldy piece of "Swiss gorgonzola" cheese.

On the other side of town the other "Blues" will be laughing all the way to the den of the toothless Wolves after this dismal show of disgraceful "holy" defending by Man Utd.

Everton thoroughly deserved their portion of whipped cream because they had a thing called a "Fighting Fellaini" who tore into the hearts of the United defence and he gave them a good whipping.

Man City will tear the toothless Wolves apart and Man Utd can only hope that their Swiss Cheese defence turns into a German "Berlin Wall" next week otherwise they will receive a triple dose of the "Blues" and City will "whip" the title from under their very "cheesed off" noses!

Maybe it is time for a "Special One" to appear at Man United?

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