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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

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Gisele Bundchen needs to concentrate on modeling underwear and leave the football analyzing to the experts.

INDIANAPOLIS - Gisele Bundchen has just become the most famous WAG (Wife or Girlfriend of sports players) in professional sports.

She has even surpassed Jason Kidd's ex-wife Joumana who used to make all kinds of unsolicited sports comments about things that she really had no business talking about because she had no idea what the hell she was talking about.

Bundchen who is an underwear model from the Rain Forest area of Brazil had asked that fans pray for her husband's team The New England Patriots to defeat the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI.

And when the final second ticked off the Lucas Oil Stadium clock the Pats had ended up on the losing end by a score of 21-17.

So apparently the Giants had a lot more fans praying for their team to win the game. Perhaps La Gisele will next criticize that fact as being 'unfair."

Madam Bundchen's first criticism came at the expense of the Patriots receivers who dropped some passes as all receivers in the NFL will do from time to time.

Bundchen reportedly remarked as she was leaving the stadium, "My hubby Tommy ease fantasteek at throwing dee (friggin) ball but he cannot also be expected to cash it, because for one eat ease almost impossible of a feat to do and for three (sic) eat ease an illegal thing to be doing.

The fiery Brazilian failed to mention that just like receivers can drop the ball quarterbacks such as her Tommy have also been known to throw interceptions as well and also to throw some passes that couldn't be caught if the receiver was holding a big old-fashioned wash tub.

But as Tom Brady himself said, "We win as a team, and we lose as a team."

And of course it goes without saying that every players wife and or girlfriend wants for her husband and or boyfriend to be on the winning team. But ever since football was first invented back on October 15, 1876 by Woodrow "Woody" Football, every game will have a winner and a loser.

That is just the way Woody Football set it up and with the help of his somewhat masculine wife Roberta Pillbocker-Football I might add.

So the 5-foot-11-inch tall Gisele Bundchen-Brady who is estimated to weigh somewhere between 130 and 195 needs to stop being overly critical of her husband's teammates.

The Victoria's Secret model needs to realize that her Tommy's teammates, like him also have wives and or girlfriends and I am sure that they certainly do not appreciate some infamous underwear model lashing out and degrading, belittling, insulting, and attacking their husbands and or boyfriends.

So perhaps Mr. Brady can make an appointment to sit with his meddlesome wife somewhere and explain to her that she does not need to be going around making his fellow teammates feel any worse than they already must certainly feel.

And like Sport Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket put it "Bundchen needs to lose the Simon Cowell mean-spirited, sarcastically arrogant attitude and get her ass in the kitchen and cook something using Brazil nuts."

SIDENOTE: There is talk that 17 of the Patriot players wives have written a letter to the Patriots team owner Robert Kraft. In the letter, they ask him to prohibit Gisele Bundchen from making anymore unsolicited comments about their beloved Patriots team. The 17 are also asking that Mr. Kraft ban Bundchen from attending all of the Patriots games as well.

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