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Tuesday, 1 November 2011

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North London pikeys camped on the Seven Sisters Road

Harry Redknapp and Neil Warnock dished up a load of old rabbit after Tottenham Hotspur's lucky victory against QPR on Sunday.

"I thought we were t'rific today" said 'Arry. "Luka Modric was t'rific. I love Luka. Scottie Parker was double t'rific. I love Scottie to bits. My missus Sandra wants Scottie to move into a kennel in our garden" twitched the Tottenham manager.

QPR's Neil Warnock also had plenty to say "I told all the lads to just go out and enjoy it today and i thought they were all terrific, especially Anton Ferdinand. Only this morning i told my wife Sandra that if Anton gets his head down he could replace John Terry as England captain" said a smiling Warnock.

Both managers enjoyed a post match chuckle and spoke about the problems they shared pronouncing the surname of the moody Morrocan Adel Taarabt.

"I could never get my Hampsteads around Adel Tarbuck's surname and was never sure where he would fit into my vocabulary" twitched 'Arry.

"But Neil took a punt on Terrorbat and sorted the lad out by just calling him Adel. That is why Neil is a top manager. He knows how to talk about players with difficult names. I am going to give him Pavliachinky for Christmas" twitched 'Arry.

Neil Warnock also sung the praises of Harry Redknapp. "Arry should be the next England manager. He always has a smile on his face, despite having botched plastic surgery after he went through the windscreen of his car."

But lifelong QPR fan Bob Drivel was not so cheerful while reviewing the game on his local forum.

"Getting to the ground was a mare. It was a long schlep down the Seven Sisters Road and the street was full of fat Bubbles and Forbys. I blew a fiver on a Turkish saveloy in the Koksifilis Kebab Bar and it was pony. The match itself was kosher but Tottenham is a fucking shithole and i was pleased to get back to Shepherd's Bush" wrote Bob Drivel.

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