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Thursday, 28 January 2010

image for Pamella Anderson's Breasts Only available as a Set
Creme filled Deluxe or Regular Solid

Famous Chocolate Company Makes News Again - The designers are always hard at work thinking of new famous people to turn into chocolate delicacies and they think they have come up with "another winner", says the production manager.

It is understood the company is currently producing a likeness of Pamela Anderson's breasts which will only be available as a set and will be in a limited edition.

A company spokesperson relayed that they will be available in two different models. The Deluxe model, will be creme filled which will provide a delicious white creamy flavor combined with the chocolate when bit into. The regular model will be just solid chocolate.

"Either one will be sure to 'titillate' the palate" remarked the company production manager.

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