The UN's Measurements & Standards Committee adopts phrase 'as a Cunt Hair' as an accepted universal measurement

The United Nation's official Weights, Measurements, and Standards Bureau has adopted 'as a cunt hair' as an official accepted measurement standard to be included in all international references starting in May, 2010. In 7 years it is expected to fully replace the Metric System.

Long used by mechanics, carpenters, and other trades people as a universal reference for, 'Being as close as a cunt hair,' in reference to a close measurement, the legitimizing of the measurement nomenclature will cost consumers nothing and will in fact, speed up building and repair times.

UN teams have measured various pubic hair samples from around the globe and have concluded that all are the same as far as thickness, and urged the adoption of the measurement as soon as possible.

In pubic area sensitive countries, especially Islamic dominated countries, the UN has made an exception and have allowed the use of the phrase, 'as thick as a camel's hair,' which is twice as thick as a pubic hair and will suffice in the Arab world, since they rarely build anything and are more concerned with destructive measurements like, 'it was the Will of Allah.'

In the US, sports authorities welcomed the change and will now include the phrase in all sporting event descriptions. NASCAR has already been using the measurement when it announced the recent win of veteran driver Mark Martin as ...'winning by a cunt hair!'

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