Scientists say: Large crack in Africa almost as large as Oprah's

A large rift which has opened in the desert of Ethiopia will eventually become a large ocean says noted scientist Caswell Goodbody from Rochester University.

The rift which suddenly opened last year was further defined by localized volcanic activity which allowed the rising hot magma to force open the rift like a zipper on a tight garment. The 35 mile long rift extends into the Red Sea.

Goodbody claims, "The event is normal in geophysical terms, but to best describe the natural actions would be difficult. Let's say, it's sorta like Oprah Winfrey's tight fitting spandex pants suddenly starting to come apart at the seams. You want to watch in fascination, but you know you could be in danger."

The rift in the desert will be called the WEinfrey Rift in honor of the talk show host.

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