Paleontologists discover a homosexual dinosaur: A Licalotapus named 'Rosie'

Perry, WI - Paleontologists from the Univerity of Wisconson have made and extraordinary discovery and have re-written history this past weekend by unearthing a totally new species of dinosaur....The Licalotapus! The world's first homosexual dinosaur.

The species is the first homosexual dinosaur ever found and from preliminary examinations, it is believed to be a lesbian oriented dinosaur.

Dr. Phinias Perch, the paleontology department head at UW, had this statement for reporters, "We are so proud of our staff and students who worked hard on this dig. The results are profound. Kevin Krebs, our field director has given the Licalotapus a name, 'Rosie'. So we welcome 'Rosie' to her new home at the University of Wisconson Natural Sciences Museum."

"The Licalotapus weighed over 8,500 lbs, was 23 feet long and stood 12 feet tall. It could probably run very swift. Rosie had a tongue almost 9 feet long," remarked Krebs.

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