Peru Meteor Populated With Miniature Life

Lima Beana, Peru (IP) - A meteorite landed in Peru and noxious odors emitted by the meteorite made villagers and police feel ill. Peruvian authorities called in specialists to examine the space debris.

Dr. Povenmire Finootch, a scientist specialist and leading agent in the Rapid Response Team from the government's Scientific Agency of Noxious Smelling Meteorites, arrived by helicopter. He was wearing his bright yellow hazardous material suit when he stepped out of the the gray Navy chopper and he went directly to work.

Dr. Finootch approached the meteor with a very large magnifying glass that was five feet in diameter and made of a very light weight material. He immediately found the very thing he suspected all along. The surface of the meteorite was teeming with human shaped people who were so tiny that it took great powers of optical magnification to reveal their presence.

The odor being emitted by the miniature planetoid was B.O.

Soap and water and deodorant was quickly put into miniaturized form and air dropped to the folks on the little planet. The odor problem had been solved.

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