After considerable research, it can be revealed that the fisheries agencies around the world have been lying to us about Salmon and Tuna. They have maintained that the two are separate species, but this is in fact a lie. Tuna are adult Salmon...

In a shock and unprecedented outburst of absolute honesty, Gregory Hammer, chief historian at the Natural History Museum, London - Earth, admitted today that dinosaurs never existed and that all evidence suggesting so was merely fabricated by over ea...

WASHINGTON DC - According to sources at FDA, you can't blame this one on the FDA: Researchers have found signs of aspartame disease -- normally thought of as a modern disease caused by toxic artificial sweeteners protected by the FDA-- in 3,700-year-...

NASA HQ, Roswell - (X-Files): "ET's building another Stonehenge right here in Death Valley," NASA boss and First Earth Battalion CEO General Albert Stubblebine III told reporters today. His comments follow intense UFO tractor beam activity which P...

LONDON, England - My source, Dr. Scoober Methaone, a noted expert in the new field of aspartame abuse, has analyzed the mad writings of TheSpoof.com and found the rantings, whinings, and bafoonary to be due in large measure to the over use of asparta...

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Wallachia): Announcing the honor Search for Extraterrestiral Intelligence (SETI) chief Carl Sagan said today the V445 supoernova 'had been sucking in gas from a neighbouring star'. "Accordingly, we name the V445 vampire The...

Space Central Command-- Excited astronomers confirmed today there are at least two, and possibly five, alien spacecraft hovering above our planet. The president was notified immediately, as well as the military. The spacecraft are considered hostil...

Washington, DC - Libido, a Freudian term for sexual urges or desires, was once not included within a description of Hillary Clinton's personality. Usually more business-like than pleasure seeking, the source of Hillary's sex drive has eluded science...