Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Miley & Liam In Years To Come
Secret Location: Lovely Miley Cyrus has held her first 'Girls Only' night since she began her inaugural grown-up relationship - with Liam Hemsworth. According to one of her closest friends, Miley enjoyed her first night in bed with her new Boyfriend - but didn't think it was anything to make a big fuss about.
"You could see that Miley was happy the way things turned out", revealed the friend whose initials are KS. "She told us that Liam was very gentle towards her and didn't laugh at all when he pulled off the top of her nightie to reveal her lucky pink brassiere with green bunny rabbits on it".
Apparently the two of them shared a pizza in bed and watched a DVD of Miss Gaga - before Liam started to make yawning sounds and asked if Miley was ready to switch off the light.
Miley wasn't sure what he meant by that. At first she thought that Liam wanted to go to sleep. Then she thought that if he really did want to go to sleep then perhaps he didn't like her as much as she hoped he did.
But then she had another thought. Perhaps Liam was shy. Perhaps he only wanted to turn the light out so that she wouldn't be able to see him when he took off his pyjamas.
So Miley decided to speak. And she asked Liam if he wanted to make love to her. To which he replied, "Oh darling, I thought you'd never ask".
It then occurred to Miley that she shouldn't have ever had to ask such a question. As far as she was concerned, that was the sort of job a man should undertake.
So they had their first row.
Afterwards. After the row. And after they had made love for the very first time. Miley lay back on her pillow listening to the gentle sound of Liam snoring.
"Miley now feels she knows everything about marriage", explained her friend.
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