Monday, 14 December 2009

Tiger Woods wife was spotted in Sweden over the weekend sans her wedding ring so things haven't changed that much it appears after the two went there to get away from the circus here.
Also, Tiger was reportedly seen wearing one of Elin's outfits that her mother had redone and was running around the house, according to a source that brought in some food items to the estate.
"Tiger was running around and around the house with a golf club held in the air and yelling, 'This is my driver' and then he'd point at his crotch and yell 'This is my gun!'. Then he'd point once again at each and yell, 'This is for shooting, this is for fun!'. Weird."
Maybe Tiger is just trying to discipline himself as he does on the golf course or as other sports figures do when they commit a boner of a play?
For instance, in an NFL game Sunday, a Minnesota Viking player dropped a sure interception that was thrown right at him. The next thing you see on the camera is of him doing so many push-ups on the field he had apparently gave himself to do.
Instead of the crowd booing, they cheered.
Many are saying that Tiger Woods fears his marriage may be over after Christmas, after he discovered his wife has spoken to divorce lawyers.
The golfing star, who reportedly thought he had won over his wife Elin Nordegren by agreeing to her terms, which included seeking help for sex addiction, seeing a marriage guidance counselor as well as giving up the sport he loved.
Now it seems that his wife is seriously considering leaving him, which would result in one of the most expensive divorce cases in history.
Meanwhile a couple of more sponsors have dropped Tiger from their ads.
Maybe Tiger should have done the push-ups to begin with, and at home.
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