Fake Music Magazine (the magazine where nothing is true) first reported what was once considered a recording anomaly, but later independent audio technicians verified it as the real thing!

Upon reading the article, millions of unbelievers have rushed out to buy Susan Boyle's latest CD recording 'I Dreamed A Dream' so they too could hear a bit of a very personal 'anal whisperings' from their dumpy music star!

So what has caused such a stir in recording-land? Well, a very simple, but very loud fart!

It seems when the album is played exactly 213 seconds into the third song, there is a unmistakable sound of a fart being passed thru the fabric of very tight jeans during one of the more subdued passages of the song. The rear microphone clearly picks up the fart on the recording and it was not discovered, nor edited out before final production.

One production manager commented "Since Susan was the only one in the recording booth, and we always use digital-sourced music for backup, the fart can only be hers!"

Susan Boyle had no comment for reporters, but left a message saying she was too busy counting all the receipts of her newest album, known by reviewers as The Fart Album, that went platinum in a week!

Others have joined in on the issue. Mel Grablow claims the fart was a result of Miss Boyle chowing down at his diner just a few hours before she went into the recording studio, "Yeah, she was here ate a whole shitload of cabbage pie and coffee. Healthy appetite that one!"

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