Miley Cyrus: Being a virgin just plain sucks!

Hollywood, CA - Pop sensation Miley Cyrus also known as 'Hannah Montana' recently revealed to Teen Hotties magazine how disgusted she is being a virgin.

Miley was almost in tears when she recounted her despair for the reporter, "I mean like, what a drag! I have to like, go home early. Like, spend nights alone, and pretend to be sexy when I don't even have the sex yet!"

She showed the Teen Hotties reporter an application to a school she applied to in Nevada, The private school taught young girls how to lose their virginity in three easy lessons.

The Institute for Self Gratification, head mistress Rosemary Rottencrotch, acknowledged Miley's enrolment and stated she was 'a bit too busy' for an interview because she was in the midst of securing male volunteers to help with the Cyrus transformation. She had 'no comment' about the three step program, but did mention the 100% money-back guarantee the school offered!

The school's prestigious alumni include, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Courtney Love, Skoob1999, and Jamie Lynn Spears.

To be part of the ISG volunteer program please call 1-800-fun-time.

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