X-Factor Jedward Stayed Overnight With Michael Jackson At Neverland

Neverland? Never heard of it!
Private Investigators looking into the Visitors' Book at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch have turned up the names of John and Edward Grimes. Last night it was disclosed that two twin boys with 'tall' hair stayed three nights at the Ranch when they were just eight years old.
It isn't precisely known whether the John and Edward Grimes who stayed over with Michael Jackson were the same two who are now Jedward and favourites to win ITV's X-Factor.
Neither is it known whether any large sum of money was paid to the parents of Jedward some time after this.
But it is now accepted that Michael Jackson paid huge amounts of 'hush' money to parents in order to prevent press leakage of sleeping arrangements at Neverland when little boys stayed the night.
Meanwhile, Jedward are displaying increasing interest in some of the standard sons of the Gay scene.
This weekend they are due to play Queen.
How close they get to Freddie Mercury remains to be seen.
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