Adam Lambert's yeast infection spread by word of mouth!

Word of Adam Lambert's yeast infection has spread by word of mouth says Dr. Molrat F. Finnegan who examined the Ex-American Idol using a special bio-hazard suit and a 10-foot pole.

'Whenever the human mouth comes in contact with a bacteria like a Candida, it can spread like wildfire. In Mr. Lambert's case it was a hurricane!" Claims Finnegan.

The publicist for Lambert disclaims the diagnosis as Candida, and added that 'Dear Adam' merely has a sore lip from licking toilet seats as a practical joke for friends..."He was just joking!"

Serious accusations popped up when Lambert was spotted wearing a surgical mask as he tried to shoo away a pack of cats that followed him into the popular night spot. Soon after, patrons began to complain of a foul odor and itching lips.

The CDC in Atlanta has been notified.

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