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Ashley Tisdale Heartbroken After Falling For Wicked Nude Photo Deceit

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Story written: 05 November 2009
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Pepe Moldini 'friend' of Luigi Fanchini

Toluca Lake: An inconsolable Ashley Tisdale has gone into hiding after posing naked for explicit full-frontal photographs, believing them to be part of an 'artistic' venture.

The clean living songbird has been living under a terrifying shadow ever since October 26th when it was revealed that infamous Italian paparazzo, Luigi Fanchini, had boarded a flight from London's Heathrow and was heading Stateside.

"It looks like this Fanchini guy's papped her", revealed a spokeswoman for Tisdale.

"She's locked herself in her room and only a few of us are allowed in", she added.

"So far she won't tell us exactly what happened. But reading between the lines I can categorically state that some man's had her clothes off and that a camera's involved", she explained.

The spokeswoman then promised to reveal the entire story to London impressario Max Stiffard the moment Ashley's calmed down sufficiently to tell. Hopefully by the weekend.

Meanwhile there is no news of Luigi Fanchini - the black leather jacketed fiend responsible for papping nude studies of Katherine Jenkins and Kate Middleton.

However one of Fanchini's paparazzi colleagues, Pepe Moldini, has come out to accuse Luigi of pursuing famously modest women simply to defile their naked bodies in public.

"Fanchini's a polecat", accused Moldini. He's an insult to our profession, worse than Jack The Ripper", he added.

"This Ashley Tisdale horror story has got to be Luigi. It's got Fanchini fingerprints all over it", he said.

The full story will appear on these pages the moment Ashley speaks.

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