Official Michael Jackson coroner's photos released with shocking revelations!

Dr. Ramalamadingdong showing photographers the stomach contents of Jackson taken during the autopsy. "chicken 'n waffles?"
The Los Angeles Coroner's office released the final photos and official death certificate for the late pop star, Michael Jackson.
Jackson, age 53, was found dead in his Los Angeles mansion on July 8th after attempts by his personal physician to revive him failed. He was later pronounced dead at Cedars Hospital 36 hours later.
Jackson, also known as the King of Pop, was reclusive in later years, but was on the threshold of a 50 concert comeback engagement in London that was supposed to start in late July.
The coroner's report showed excessive levels of a narcotic-hypnotic tranquilizer called Polypropalene-B, a controlled substance only available in hospital operating rooms and is primarily used to place a sugery patient into a deep sleep during the surgery sessions. It is also used in the Space Shuttle as an auxilary propellant for boosterrockets.
According to Chief Coroner Dr. Abdul Ramalamadingdong, Jackson 'appeared to be using the drug on numerous if not regular occasions' and the night prior to his death was injected with the drug.'
Dr. Ramalamadingdong said that Jackson's official LA County Death Certificate will show the cause of death as 'acute surprise.'
When questioned by visiting medical authorities as to why the Death Certificate would show such a vague cause of death, Dr. Ramalamadingdong was quoted as saying, "Well, he took the drug and found himself waking up very dead. I'd say that was a pretty big surprise to him!"
The photos shows Jackson on the examining table covered in a white sheet, eyes propped open with toothpicks and his mouth in a wide grin. Someone had placed black-out wax on several of his teeth, and had placed a clothespin on his nose.
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