Singer Susan Boyle lanced!

Singer Susan Boyle admired Middle Ages jousting re-enactment tournaments so much, she recently signed on to participate as part of the Jester's Court jousting team.

Armored in proper attire, the hefty singer was placed upon a draft horse and given a 15 foot long lance to try her turn at dismounting a worthy opponent in a hard-charging event called the Pommel.

Racing at breakneck speed the songstress collided head-on into her opponents lance, knocking her from her stead!

Viewing the event was Simon Cowel, who immediately voted to cut her from further mounted performances, and instead offered her a spot to sing an American traditional ballad called 'Mammy.'

Boyle was treated for a puncture wound in her forehead, given two aspirins, and sent home. It is not known at this time if the elderly Boyle attempted the song.

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